When the Intro Song is way too long.
We are definitely using our mouths to talk.
Kinda St. Patrick’s Day episode.
neil dedork tyson amirite
the bitcoin bit
The Great Self-Noogie Debate
Barely know her? Rachel takes the throne.
Potted Plant Hottakes
A word from our sponsor. Thanks PottedPlants.com!
Mouth scratchin'
And that’s a wrap!!
Season 1, Episode 6: For Mormon Ears Only
Intro Song: It’s a thing, Remember?
For our Mormon listeners.
Josh’s “Smoking” Jacket
Misogynistic high-fives? You decide!
Mitch Romney
Polygamy high-fives
Air Crouch & His Real Cool Airband!®
Finally, the Stitch/Shrek impression you’ve been waiting for
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Please draw our thing
Beat our ass in court, Tony!
Meat hand between two bread hands making a hand sandwich
The Relativity of Dynanacism
Season 1, Episode 5: Apparently it's the Valentine's Day Special
Intro Song? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No Dead No
Ovaltine’s too nice to sue
We barely know Little Annie
Crunchy Leaves in the Mac & Cheese
Best…leave…stories? We don’t know.
Mr. Tingle: a VERY cool guy
Mars and gutters and m&ms and where does powder come from
Rick & Morty Stephen
We barely know thim (sic)
Uh…the Valentines’ Day special
We don’t know what we’re doing
Sharing headphones
Does Barry White have an estate?
Winged, wung, wang?
“What happened here?” I guess it’s a new bit
Live Studio Audience
Season 1, Episode 4: The Ivory Tower of Volleyball Refs
Intro Song
Post-Intro Song Analysis
The Titanic of Intro Songs
Oh well, we’ll try again.
Selling out for lawsuit!
Old Gift card
Friendship Questions
Sean Connery and Star Wars
Pluckin’ fruit
Volleyball Refs' Ivory Tower
But are they really lifeguards?
Privileged Noses
More rhyming
Jimmy Neutron
Kenny Rogers
Season 1, Episode 3: The Prequel Series to your Current Reality
“The Sound of our Pants”
Ferris Bueller opening monologue. From memory.
Return of the Snow Attack
Country Music Freestyle Harmonies.
Live from Outside.
World Events: They Be Happenin’
We are the Prequel Series to your Current Reality
#ClassicAdGuy
Jerry and Terry
sponsored by M’Night Shyamalan
Rachel Strong-arms
Wallet Talk
#WeathChan
We have a live audience
Season 1, Episode 2: Improv Nursery Rhymes
Classic “Eye Contact Stack”
Improv Nursery Rhymes
Don’t drop that DUHDUHDUH
Dancing Commentary
Will Shakira sue us? Cross your fingers!
Time Capsule Podcast
Failed Trump Bit
Scratching Pants and Shaking Heads
Football Stories and DA SPLITS
Michelle Obama
It’s about time for an intro song.
Comedic Value Relevance
Season 1, Episode 1: A Name Change
A spirited debate over our new name.
No Dead AiR NDA FKA The 1000 Measure Podcast Season 3/Season 1
We finally learn how to drink.
We're still trying to get sued.
Snowball fight.
Tiny Baby Aaron.
Girl Casey.
We got SFX for our stories.
Papa Josh and Crunchy Trousers 2017 World Tour